Walmart – Hilarious Photos That Cannot Be Unseen

Does the place you choose to shop say something about you? Perhaps, but there’s no evidence to back that up. What we do have proven evidence for, is the craziest Walmart shoppers ever! Take a look at some of the most outrageous men and women who start trends at Walmart. Walmart is a haven for many things. Some of us go to Walmart to buy anything and just about everything. But there are other people, very interesting people let me add, who visit Walmart with the intention of showing up and showing off. This gallery of Walmart shoppers is one that will have you laughing out loud and getting that six-pack you’ve been dying for. These Walmart photos will have you asking a number of questions, none of which will be “Where can I get that?” All we can say is, next time you go to Walmart, get a shopping cart and then get your camera ready, because you’re probably going to see some laughable ladies and gentlemen.

Walmart’s whole purpose was to sell products at prices that pretty much everyone could afford. That wasn’t the only idea, though. Having lower prices was only one step, but buying in bulk was the next step to making it a profitable business. It was quite a risky move for the founders of Walmart to take on such a unique project. They needed to ensure that they were selling in bulk, because that was where the money would come from. The issue was that if it didn’t take off in the beginning, they could have easily lost a fortune of money. But as luck (or tremendous planning) would have it, one year after Walmart made it onto the scene, the owner started to pull in the big bucks in 1962. It was a success.
Today Walmart pulls in a massive revenue of $485 billion! It’s not just the money that it attracts; it gets more than it could ever have bargained for. The Walmart culture has developed into an internet sensation. The shoppers of Walmart have, in their own right, become unidentified celebrities of the mass consumption world. Take a look at these hilarious photos of some of them.

Very High Heels

There are few things that are more annoying than a high shelf you can’t reach.

This woman came prepared for any items the shelf packers may have tried to leave out of reach.

Never Too Late To Dream

They told Grandpa Joe that he could be anything he wanted to be, so he chose to be Grandma Paulina!

That lucky man still has a head full of hair to go with that flowing dress.

Liz, My Crush

I thought she was quite pretty, so I built up the nerve and I approached her to ask her name.

The only problem was, lizards don’t speak and she was hanging onto some other lady’s head.

Walmart Bus

Did you know that Walmart has its own form of public transportation? Well, kind of.

What happens is, everyone just clicks their cart onto the nearest cart and then you form a Walmart bus of sorts.

Pushy Parents

As punishment for throwing a tantrum on the way to Walmart, Susan punished Kevin by making him push the cart for the duration of their shopping trip.

Oh yes, and Susan was to sit in the cart for that duration too.

Fake It Till You Make It

If you don’t have confidence, act confident. If you don’t feel happy, fake a smile.

When you don’t have $200 Uggs boots, just write”Uggs” on a scrap piece of paper and tape them onto your $20 boots. No-one will know the difference.

Monkey Business

When they had the “buy-1-get-50-free” deal on bananas at Walmart, every monkey in town was begging to get a pass inside.

They were going, well, bananas!

Mixed Messages

You may just need to be a smooth talker to get yourself out of explaining that one.

We have no problem with your underwear choices, but surely the message on your back should convey the message of the undies on your butt!

The American Flag

As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the colors of the American flag.

The blue can be seen on their shorts, following with the colors white and red, from left to right.

Trend Setter

This young man has created something you’ve never seen before. This article of clothing is a mix between a shirt, a pair of shorts, a pair of long pants, an undershirt, and possibly a kilt.

I can’t imagine it being easy to walk with that thing tight around his thighs.

It’s A Miracle

Walmart heals! Trust me when I say that if you put products which are in high demand on the top shelf, miracles will happen!

If you dream it, you can have it.

If You’ve Got it

No matter what anybody else says, if you’ve got it, you’ve got to flaunt it.

This man knows what to do with what he has and let’s just say, it looks… it looks, well, it looks like that.

Shoes For Life

Man, who said you can ever outgrow a pair of shoes? If they’re your favorites then they’re going to be with you forever.

You might have to make a few small adjustments, but that’s it.

Aisle 5

I know, your first thought is that they now sell dogs in the aisles of Walmart.

Well, they don’t. But what they do have in aisle 5 is dog poop. “Clean up on aisle 5!”

Dressing Up

Who said going to Walmart had to be done in pajamas and slacks?
These women took their Walmart shopping day very seriously and got dressed up and made up.

The Line… Just Beat It!

“Don’t stop till you get enough… cans of beans, whooooo!” The Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the BBQ.

But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”

Drain Hair

You’ve seen those silly folks who drive off from the gas station before they’ve taken the gas pump out of their cars.

Well this dude may have dipped himself a little too deep in the shower drain when he was trying to unclog it.

Slowly Slowly

“Dad, how quickly do you want to get the shopping done?” “How about we go at a tortoise’s pace?”

“How slowly is that?” “Let’s pick up a tortoise and find out.”

Melting Ice-Cream

What you see here is the result of putting on a pair of pants that used to fit you as many years ago as they were still in style.

Instead of being a nice comfy fit, they make you look like a melting ice-cream.

Changing Rooms?

Do you know how much time you waste when you go out to find a changing room to try on a single shirt?

And what about a pair of pants? Save time, change right where you are.

Ferret Adventure

There was a sign on the door at Walmart that clearly read, “NO DOGS”,…

But there was no sign that prohibited shoppers from bringing in ferrets… or toupées for that matter.

Be The Rainbow

In all fairness, it was “National Rainbow Day” and she was an avid follower of the “National Day” movement.

Luckily it wasn’t the next day, which was “National Adam and Eve Day”.

Message Received

If you can read this, you’re too close.

Or it’s also possible that you were a driver who got too close to a man on a bicycle who could easily have passed as an overgrown, luminous traffic cone.

The Mask

When you’re in the middle of doing a facial mud mask and your girls tell you about the sale on at Walmart, you don’t have time to wash your face before heading out.

Aint’ nobody got time for that!

Young At Heart

Neither Jerry nor Jane felt the age they really were. The two were invested in staying young by acting like youngsters and by dressing like them too.

The only issue was that they didn’t know what kind of clothing was trending for each gender.

Cheap Captain American

“Paper or plastic, sir?” “I don’t need a bag, I’m Captain America!” “That will be 79.90.”

“What? Didn’t you hear me, I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA!” “That will be 79.50… sorry.”

Floor Cleaner

The new floor cleaner was so impressive that everyone wanted to come have a look…

Even the local policemen arrived for the demonstration.

I Do!

What is the first thing a couple should do once they exchange their vows? Simple.

They should make their way to Walmart to get a joint account.

Smart Granny

Bringing your own bags to the supermarket is commendable, putting them over your granddaughter’s head is not.

Maybe the child had a cold and she didn’t want to get sick herself… could be.

Safe Town

Sinclairsville was so safe that Spiderman didn’t get a single bat-signal throughout his 20 years of service.

The poor superhero started to pile on the weight while his suit lost its color day by day.

Bling Bling

Your first impression is that these two are out and about selling jewelry, right? Wrong!

This couple is sporting all that bling that you see here. It must be a pretty heavy duty carrying all that metal around on your body.

Nap Time

Tyrel had exactly 20 minutes break during the busy shifts. It would take him too long to walk all the way to the other side of Walmart to take a nap in the offices.

So he had a better idea.

Oh, Rapunzel

Okay fine, so it’s not exactly the Disney Rapunzel you were expecting, but at least it’s something.

She’s lucky it’s not any longer or she might trip herself.

Melted Ice Cream

What is that large ice-cream doing unattended to on that bench, I hear you ask.

Well for one it is melting, and for two (it makes sense to me) it’s sleeping.

Mrs. Wolverine

When the label said “Frizz Free” she thought that the shampoo would relax her hair.

What she didn’t understand was that the label was very literal – the frizz part was free.

Walmart Celebrity

With her ridiculously original outfits, this woman quickly became a Walmart celebrity.

Photographs of her sporting different unique trends have circulated the internet more times than the Earth has circulated the sun.

Wild Family

So what? Who are we to judge?

They didn’t have the cutest-looking kids in the world, but at least they were well-behaved.

Today’s Special

“Oh yes, ma’am. With every six-pack of Mountain Dew you get a free child.

” Walmart was having its annual clearance sale and everything “had to go!”

It’s A Kilt!

Will was getting really annoyed with everyone making remarks about his kilt, it was certainly not a skirt!

But he had a little more explaining to do about those hot pink leggings.

“Blue Body Paint… Hmmm”

She was 85% complete for her blue transformation.

All she needed was just the blue body paint, after all Walmart was supposed to have everything.

Customer Cupid

Tony was a Valentine’s Day enthusiast! Not only did he treat his wife with flowers, chocolates and lots of kisses, but he also spread the love to all the shoppers at Walmart.

There was only one problem – it was July.

Killing Two Birds

There’s so much to do in a day but there’s only so much time.

Why not double up on tasks and get two things done at the same time? That’s what this woman did.

Who Pantsed Him?

It’s really not right to sneak up behind a guy…

When he’s trying on a woman’s nightdress and pull down his pants.

Use The Correct Pronoun, Please

It must be really annoying when everybody calls you “ma’am” when you’re a sir, or vice-versa.

However there is a solution that will take care of that problem. Voila!

Never Go Shopping With The Wife

“Oh, we’ll only be 10 minutes,” said the wife as she pushed the first of three shopping carts through the doors at Walmart.

Lesson of the day, folks: A shopping list means nothing.

Pin Code Thief

Max might have been a petty ATM pin code thief, but he was by no standard a simple one.

Every day he was finding new ways to surreptitiously acquire other people’s bank card pin codes.

Fashion Plunge

Social media is the platform for all different trends, like dabbing, making duck faces in selfies and planking.

But the new plunger trend is still picking up… or is it?

I See Floating Torsos

There’s nothing to see here, ladies and gentlemen…

Other than two floating torsos really getting into a game or two of Call of Duty

It Worked!

Stanley couldn’t believe that his time machine actually worked!

The only issue was that he aged in the process… oh, and that he was definitely not dressed for the new decade.

Trend Setter

What’s the world coming to? Right is left, man is woman, front is back… What’s going on?!

Have we run out of fashion ideas that all we have left to do is just turn our clothes from front to back?

Oh, Harry

Never question an artist’s methods or his clothing… or his paint-covered face for that matter.

We’re pretty sure he had a good reason for that colorful mess.

Life Is About Priorities

We’re faced with decisions every day, and we decide what’s best to do based on the priority we allocate to each task.

This couple can attest to that; they understand what I mean.

Eyes Behind His Head

As a 3rd grade poetry teacher, the students didn’t believe him when he said he had eyes behind his head.

Then he got this tattoo, and his classroom became the quietest.

90% Off Sale

The end-of-season sales were better than anyone could have expected.

Take this pair of jeans for example – not only was the price 90% off, so was the actual fabric!

Makes Sense

Anyone who has gone shopping with their baby can understand this one.

You know your kid is cute, but you don’t need some Walmart creatures pushing their hands into your baby’s face.

She Nailed It

What more can we say about this Guinness world record title-seeker?

She has nails that are longer than the lines she’s going to have to wait in on Black Friday.

Thanks For Sharing, Pal

In case you were wondering what was going on in this guy’s personal life.

At least he was generous/thoughtful enough to let you know.

Easter’s Early

Your mother told you not to talk to strangers, but what about this guy? He is kind of cool, and then he is kinda creepy too.

I think I’ll just get my chocolate Easter eggs from a different aisle.

Meat Matt

“Day 4 and they still think that I’m a frozen lamb shank.

I can’t remember why I’m doing this, but it’s day 4!”

Foxy Tail You’ve Got There

What does the fox say? Well, you can just ask him, he’s standing right over there as a matter of fact.

He probably gets the feeling that someone is tailing him…

Cruella De Vil

Everybody has to go grocery shopping at some point. Cruella De Vil is no exception to that chore.

It wasn’t her favorite place to buy her groceries, but Walmart was definitely the closest.

There He Is

Here you can see a veteran, Jesuit, backward-glasses-wearer doing some weekly shopping chores.

We admire his patience as he waits in line to pay for his items.

Vikings’ Water

No matter where they are, the vikings will always be near water.

We don’t have to specify that that water just happens to be bottled, now do we?

Air Freshener

Some people come to Walmart to buy sweet-scented products to make their homes and cars smell nicer. But this guy had a different plan, apparently.

Two Piece Lingerie

Someone needed to tell Gloria that the “two-piece” lingerie came with a pair of bottoms. We’re not quite sure what she plans on doing with that plastic torso.

Serious Shoppers

I don’t think these two even know where they are.

The truth is, most people don’t know where they are since we can hardly see them!

Shopping With Grandpa

Shopping with grandpa can be a real drag… really.

But the truth is that it is never as bad as going grocery shopping with grandma… you’ll see.

Shopping With Granny

To be fair there was no space left in the shopping cart, so what was she to do?

The boy seemed excited at first… emphasis on at first.

Blast From The Past

Teddy hadn’t seen costumes like these for quite some years…

And it was the first time he had ever seen them in his own store.

Howdy Cowboy

Well howdy there, cowboy! Whatcha doin’ herr so errly in tha mornin’?

I guess Woody was up early and wanted to get some fruit and vegetables.

Elvis At Walmart

If anyone had any doubts about Elvis, this should put their minds at ease.

Here he is, in the flesh, with the hairdo, doing his weekly Walmart run.

They Kept Their Promise

Walmart promised to “roll back” their prices, and they did!

Everything dropped two full cents! What a sale it was, whew.

Brutally Honest

Now here is a man that knows what he wants, and he isn’t afraid to make it known.

He does need a personal copywriter to check his spelling and grammar, but that’s a side thing.

Where Are The Pins?

Richard’s idea of inflating a suit for his brother’s wedding seemed like a good idea at first.

Later he started to regret it and frantically searched for Walmart’s pins aisle.

When She Spends Too Much

What is a guy to do when his wife doesn’t stop shopping?

That’s right, just tape her up to a banister with some plastic wrap.

Welcome Honeymoon

How would you celebrate the day you got married? Some people fly to Hawaii, others to the Maldives, but this couple? Nope.

They took a trip to Walmart.

Scaly C Cups

I’ve heard of a push-up bra, but this is taking it to an entirely new playing field.

She might not be shoplifting, but she is definitely still lifting.

Cowboy Boots

This man has got a pair of cowboy boots that mixes two items in one.

Firstly they’re boots, and then they’re a pair of miniature rocking chairs.

The Beast

This is certainly not Elsa from Frozen! But it could be the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.

And maybe, just maybe, it’s just another Walmart shopper.

Ramen Noodles

You’ve seen billboards, and you’ve seen advertisements in magazines.

But tell me this – have you seen walking advertisements for Ramen Noodles?