If you have a dog, or even if you don’t, you certainly know dogs don’t always behave like you planned, and sometimes our four-legged friends can be quite “creative” in their guilty acts. How many of you have come back from a long (stressful) day of work and find your doggie standing completely still with the “It wasn’t me!” not-so innocent look on their face? Yes it’s comical, and yes it’s super adorable regardless of how angry you felt at that moment. So for all of you dog owners who are “oh-too familiar” with this situation, we’ve compiled some of the funniest guilty dog photos that you must see. Trust us, you’re not alone!
Party Pups
Nothing to see here besides two (adorable) puppies completely covered in silly string. However at least this is one mess you can easily clean up, unlike other things that our dogs are known to get into. Let’s not get into specifics though, things could get…messy.
Party Pups
Just Act Like Nothing Happened
Not much more to say here, as the sign thoroughly explains what went down. In fact it’s even a tad too detailed. While we appreciate that honesty is the best policy, there are exceptions to every rule.
Act Like Nothing Happened
Doggie Paddle
The doggie paddle is back and faster then ever! Want to learn the new stroke? Sign up now and this pup will teach you all about it. We’re pretty sure that class would get full in minutes. Can this be a real thing? No really.
Doggie Paddle
Stephen With A “Ph”
Your face when the barista at Starbucks finally writes your name correctly on the cup. Cause how many times have you walked in there and explained that it’s Stephen with a “Ph” and gotten back some weird spellings – probably far too many times.
Stephen With A “Ph”
Puppy Eyes
Well if this face doesn’t convince you otherwise, then I don’t know what else to tell you except that it wasn’t my idea to pee all over the new vintage rug. Those eyes are magical!
Puppy Eyes
I’m A Husky, Hear Me Roar
So… how’d it sound? Did my new roar scare you? I’ve been up all night practicing, in case you didn’t hear. Shall I sing you the song of my people again?
I’m A Husky, Hear Me Roar
Toast Master
Butter, jelly, jam, plain, cheese, any type. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, any time. Toast all day everyday! That sounds like a mantra we can get behind.
Toast Master
Spish Splash
When doggie swimming lessons go terribly wrong. Or terribly right? This pup looks like he’s having the time of his life and that’s just gotta be the most precious thing we could ever ask for.
Spish Splash
Hey Girl Hey!
Sun is out, on a walk with the fam, just pooped, dinner’s in an hour.. life is good, especially when you’re a dog. If only it could always be this simple – right? Right.
Hey Girl Hey
Shh… I’m Hiding
If I can’t see them, then they can’t see me… right? Sorry furry friend, you probably should find a bigger hiding place for the next game of hide-and-seek. Probably.
Shhhh Im Hiding
Pizza Pizza!
But really, who doesn’t love pizza parties? Bread, yes. Cheese, double yes. Cheese melted on bread, see dog’s face. Can we swap places with the doggie? We’re getting hungry just looking at this photo!
Pizza Pizza!
Dogs. Vs. Cats
Ahh yes, the never ending battle of dogs versus cats. But in this case, the dog wins, right? It’s gotta be. You know I’m allergic to the garden. Clearly it was the neighbor’s cat.
Dogs Vs. Cats
I Regret Nothing!
Whether that’s cake or flour or what-have-you on the dog’s face, it is still the most adorable thing we’ve laid eyes on. And that smile? That’s the cherry on top!
I Regret Nothing!
Tadaa!
If you think this is impressive, wait until you see your bedroom. Sorry but I get bored when I’m left home alone for 12 hours. Understandable though.
Tadaa!
Pickpocket Doggie
From the look on his face to the position of his body/paws, this picture is just too funny. He knows oh too well what he did (or was about to do) was a big no-no. But getting that look on his face caught on camera? That’s brilliant, just brilliant.
Pickpocket Doggie
I Want A Lawyer
Umm, I’m going to call this plausible deniability – that’s what my lawyer says anyways. Whatever that means. But, uhh, I’m just gonna get back to it now. Okay? Bye!
I Want A Lawyer
Mini Tornado
Dog owners, let’s be real, you’ve come home to a situation similar to this one many times. Right? That’s a rhetorical question. Even when you barricade your dog and you swear you left nothing he or she could get into – they’ll find something! Always.
Mini Tornado
Guilty.
Oh that? Yeah, that’s always been there, you’re only just noticing. Me? Nope, I had nothing to do with it. Really. Just look at my face. Would I lie to you?
Guilty.
Oops
Yes, I know that was my pillow. My favorite pillow. But, well, I got bored. And it seemed like a good idea at the time. I now realize that was not a wise decision. Oops.
Oops
What Bed?
When you nicely suggest (more then once) that you need a new bed but your owners don’t listen. Whelp buddy, looks like your new bed is en route.
What Bed
The Leftie
Meet the smartest dog ever. A dog who knows his right from his left, how impressive! No, really, just think about it! How many dogs do you know that could pull this off?
The Leftie
Say It Ain’t So
When it comes to food and taste preferences, everyone is different. Although this dog is on a whole other level. Q-tips, really? Okay then, whatever floats your boat. But then again, it is pretty icky.
That’s Gross
Shots
Human or dog, when you drink/eat 12 chocolate liquor bottles, you’re asking for a hangover. You live and learn, little friend. Although we can kinda blame the hooman for not hiding the goods in better fashion.
Shots
But Look How Cute I Am
So we’re not sure exactly what happened here, but whatever went down the dog knows and is aware. I mean look at that “I’m so beyond sorry” look on his face. Precious beyond precious!
But Look How Cute I Am
Panda Bear Cuteness
Well hello there Mr. Panda dog bear man, aren’t you just too cute for words. But next time you chew off a stuffed animals head, make sure it’s not an antique. Please and thank you!
Panda Bear
A Not So Thankful Thanksgiving
Hmm and I wonder why that is? Double the trouble. But when food is life and there’s scraps everywhere, whatcha gonna do? The only logical thing of course! Eat, and eat, and eat some more.
Thanksgiving
Two Peas In A Pod
Fair enough. At least these two doggies got an agreement down, a mutual agreement that is. This is a pretty balanced scale, even if we can’t entirely understand it.
Two Peas In A Pod
Traitor
And the dog’s thinking, “hey baby, I thought we were friends. Stick that (cute) little tongue back in your mouth and stop pointing at me… clearly you’re going to win.” Poor dog.
Traitor
What Magazine?
See, here’s the thing. I read an article…about cats. It drove me so crazy that I may have overreacted a wee bit. I stand by my actions, though. That’s the end of that.
Magazine What Magazine.
What?
No I did not just go through the garbage can, and no the lid is not stuck on my big ole dog head. Nothing to see, mummy, walk away. Just walk away.
What?
Late Night Munchies
What? It’s not like you don’t go into the fridge when you’re hungry. And yes I saw you do this last night at 2am. Is that not how it works? Ahh, well, guess I was mistaken.
Late Night Munchies
Van Goughlden
The look of a satisfied artist. Van Goughlden will be selling his paintings on eBay starting next week. Pawwwfect job husky man!
Van Golden
I Was Just Trying To Help
When your dog overhears you talking about replacing the old door with a new one. Well, the photo below is a pretty darn good example of what will happen. He halp.
Just Trying To Help
Me Love You Long Time
Wow, what a guilty little face, but how could you ever be mad at a face like his? Let’s just put the past behind us. Whatever is waiting for you upstairs just isn’t worth getting upset over!
Me Love You Long Time
Santa’s Little Helper
Either this doggie did what his owner told him to do which is “attack the intruder” or he saw the chocolate chip cookies and milk and simply helped himself to a late night snack. Either way, Christmas tree down!
Santa’s Little Helper
Sorry, Not Sorry
At least he said he was sorry, oh wait technically he’s not sorry. Come on, this is pretty common for humans to pull off but for doggies to do it too, well, that’s just the icing on the cake.
Sorry Not Sorry
Oh No You Didn’t!
Not cool Jerry, not cool at all. I mean, this is the kind of behavior we definitely don’t expect from a doggie! Like…ever. Hitting below the belt a bit, eh?
Oh No You Didn’t!
How’s It Look?
I guess he felt that those peach colored walls were totally dated. And he couldn’t be more accurate. Out with the old, in with the new! It was time, long overdue! At least he did all the heavy lifting, now he just needs to finish the job!
A Bit Of Redecorating
For Shame Sir
Err, we don’t know what kind of trouble he got himself into but could you forgive him anyways?! His wittle face is angelic and come on, no punishments this time. Okay? Okay.
For Shame Sir
Ahh, You’re Home Earlier Then I Thought
Pretty much what every dog is thinking when their hooman comes home early and they haven’t had a chance to hide the evidence yet. Smooth, real smooth.
Ahh, You’re Home Earlier Then I Thought
Cutie
Well, only because you’re as cute as a button. That’s how the saying goes, right? Seems like this dog has the right idea! Way to “talk” your way out of that one.
Cutie
Besties
When you’ve got your best friend by your side, you can pretty much get away with anything. You lean on one another for support and you’ve already collaborated your stories and come up with an excuse. That’s what besties do. Pawfect.
Besties
Hard To Tell
So…? Can you tell who is the guilty one in the photo below? The dog on the left, or the right? And if you tell me it’s even Stevens, I may just laugh hysterically – in your face.
Hard To Tell
Hedgehog Killer
What? My mama sews them all back together again so there’s need to give me “that” look. It’s all been taken care of. Yes, I realize I could break my habit but what’s the fun in that? Mama loves sewing.
Hedgehog Killer
Every. Morning.
Don’t lie. This is exactly what you look like when you wake up every morning. Ever. Single. Morning. No one wakes up flawless, and if they do, they should keep that to themselves.
Every. Morning.
Confrontation
Oh my goodness! I find it incredibly adorable that this doggie can’t even look at his mama! He’s so ashamed. This is hilarious. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
Confrontation
I Didn’t See A Thing
If I can’t see it then I don’t what you’re talking about. That’s a logical plan, and look. It’s working. The hoomans haven’t got a clue.
I Didn’t See A Thing
CHEEEEESE
He’s smiling. This dog is actually smiling that he’s been caught tearing up the flour bag? Whatever the foul committed, he’s smiling. Like it’s one big joke we’ve finally been let in on.
CHEEEEESE
Hoarder
Guys, I personally have a Labrador. Which means one thing, he LOVES food. All food, even the ones he’s not supposed to eat. So realistically, looking at this dog’s hoarding problem just doesn’t even make sense. My Labrador could finish that stash in minutes. Minutes.
Hoarder
Eye Brows On Fleek
Feeling jealous? You should be. That dog has better eyebrows than most people I know. Myself included.
Eye Brows On Fleek
Clueless
Haha, this doggie’s face is classic. Epic. Hilarious. Brilliant. Knee-slapping funny. All happy words that I can use to describe his smile really. I love this photo.
Clueless
Heheheheh
Oh man, when dogs smile like this, my heart feels like it could explode from cuteness. Dogs really are incredible and their little faces are epic.
Heheheheh
I Do Not Care
Well, at least he’s honest. And like most dogs, a little too honest. Then there’s the matter of his smirk, he looks so darn unimpressed. Like yeah, I did all of that, what of it? Way to sound like a teenager. Rebel.
I Do Not Care
Chicken Thief
If dogs could talk, this is what they would say. Every time. It’s the ultimate joke and truth bomb all rolled into one.
Chicken Thief
I Can Explain
HAHA. The dog’s like, uhhh nothing happened. The cat’s thinking, thank goodness you’re home! While the hooman is thinking, ahh how cute! Or at least, that’s me.
I Can Explain
Cookie Dough Bandit
Looks like the dog is really unimpressed. Why, yes, I did have an upset stomach but it was cookie dough. It was totally worth it. Come on, we’ve all said this at one point or another.
Cookie Dough Bandit
Dora The Explorer
I mean, it could have been worse. It could have eaten Dora The Explorer?! At least he just ripped in half so you can always sow it back up. That option is still on the table.
Dora The Explorer
Garbage Duty
Why is the garbage on the floor? Uhh, good question. I felt the kitchen was missing a bit of magic so I halped and added some to the floor. Looks much better now, right?
Garbage Duty
I Don’t Know Nothin’
What? I have absolutely no idea what this mess is or how it got here! Just because it’s near my bed doesn’t mean anything.
I Don’t Know Nothin’
Don’t Care
Whoops, looks like next you order out, you should hide your food better. Otherwise foodies like me WILL find and destroy all food contents. Thank you. It was delicious.
Don’t Care
Guilty As Charged
We don’t need tools! What’s the point? I took care of the situation and now we don’t need to worry about it ever again.
Guilty As Charged
Locksmith Needed
One of the most simple of rules is, “Never lock your dog in the car!” The first reason is obvious because they need air, and the second reason you’ll have to learn the hard way.
Locksmith Needed
Pointing Paws
In many situations it takes two to tango, but when it comes to selling out your buddy, it just takes one. Whether they got to share their sandwich or not, we’ll never know.
Pointing Paws
Dog Technician
“I don’t know why you’re so angry, I was just checking that the water works. There just happened to be some gravy on some of the plates, so I licked it off.”
Dog Technician
He’s Not Hungry
“No, he said he doesn’t want any cos’ he’s not hungry. He said I can have his cookie too. Trust me, that’s what he said.”
He’s Not Hungry
I Freed The Feathers
“You guys have nothing to worry about because I freed all the feathers from these pillows and tomorrow I’ll get to the sofa.”
I Freed The Feathers
I Was Worried
“I smelled something bad in the trash so I went to check it out. Everything is under control. Why are you getting out your camera? Cheeeese!”
I Was Worried
It Was A Bad Article
He really was just trying to help. When he heard you say that the magazine was full of advertisements and junk articles, he took the matter into his own paws.
It Was A Bad Article
It’s Only 2pm!
“What are you doing home so early?! It’s only 2 pm! He asked for a massage so I was only helping him out.”
It’s Only 2pm!
Taste The Rainbow
You know, your kids really are influenced by what they see on TV, so perhaps the same is true with your pets. The commercial did insist on “eating and tasting the rainbow.”
Taste The Rainbow
Told You I Can’t Read
“Please mister pawlice officer, I still can’t read! I don’t have my wallet with me either.” And that was the moment that Billy learned to keep off the grass.
Told You I Can’t Read
Blind Drunk
*Hic* “I was just *hic* trying to show you that *hic* you were running low on *hic* pink juice…” *hic*
Blind Drunk
Tongue Test
The cat challenged him to a tongue dexterity test. Obviously the cat insisted that he go first, because he knew that Jill was about to walk through the front door.
Tongue Test
Cilantro Breath
I mean, just think about this. Your dog eats stink bugs, therefore his breath smells. Like cilantro. Come on, guys, it could be so much worse. Your dog could eat poo (dog or horse poo) and then think about what their breath would smell like…. I’d take cilantro breath any day of the week.
Cilantro Breath
I’m The Boss
When you think about all of what transpired, the humping over dinner at Easter – it’s comical. You know, if it didn’t happen to you.
I’m The Boss
And It Was Delicious
First of all, I can’t even eat ~six~ filet mignon steaks so props to you! However if I was the owner of this doggie, I’d be prettttty upset. It’s only understandable. But hey, you should know better than leaving food unattended.
And It Was Delicious
Twins
Double trouble? Don’t think we need to go out on a limb to say yes in this scenario. And if you’re a dog owner, I’m sure you’re just happy that this, all of this, did not happen to you.
Twins
Perfect Work Record
When you’re working hard to land that perfect work record but life has other plans in mind. Or rather, your dog does. The skunk stink is just about one of the worst stinks in the world. Just the worst. We feel your pain, buddy!
Perfect Work Record
Nope, I Don’t Know A Thing
His. Face. Is. Priceless. This dog sure does have a way of saying, “Nope, wasn’t me. I don’t know anything.” But come on, little doggo, we all know the truth. Fess up!
Nope, I Don’t Know A Thing
Sparkle!
We can’t imagine just how icky it was to eat a bottle of glitter. But sparkly poop sounds interesting. Makes it easier to spot in the dark too so there’s a bonus after all.
Sparkle!
Man, It Was Tasty
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Stinky, gross garbage is wonderful. Give it a try sometime. Just don’t get caught, the hoomans don’t like that.
Man It Was Tasty
Whoops
Welp, that’s just how the cookie crumbles! Of course your dog peed on the bed, you made it clean! He needed to reclaim his territory, you brought this upon yourself. Sorry, not sorry.
Whoops
Don’t Worry, I Fixed It
He’s the hero of this story. No really, you left the house and a machine came to life. It came to life! I had to attack it and save our family. It was necessary, we’ve all seen I, Robot.
Don’t Worry, I Fixed It
Savage Dog
Yikes, now this is really bad. Really bad. We can’t even put it into words, we’re way too shocked. Bad doggie, but cute doggie.
Savage Dog
We Need New Walls
What? We needed new walls anyways. You said so yourself! I just got us one step ahead of the curve. You’re welcome. I don’t know why you’re so upset! I did most of the heavy lifting.
We Need New Walls
Smooth, Dexter
The patron saint of animals? Really, Dexter? You couldn’t have broken the ugly lamp in the corner that no one will miss one bit? ~Sigh~
Smooth Dexter
Moolah
What? What could you possibly buy with five dollars nowadays anyways? Plus, it tasted kind of good. I think I might eat more money. Yeah, that sounds good.
Moolah
I’m Blue!
At least only his face is slight blue, could have been much worse. I mean, he could have gotten it on the carpet or the couch or all over himself. This is nothing. Although it’s still not nice!
I’m Blue!