The Line… Just Beat It!
“Don’t stop till you get enough… cans of beans, whooooo!” The Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the BBQ.
But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”
Drain Hair
You’ve seen those silly folks who drive off from the gas station before they’ve taken the gas pump out of their cars.
Well this dude may have dipped himself a little too deep in the shower drain when he was trying to unclog it.