Tongue Test
The cat challenged him to a tongue dexterity test. Obviously the cat insisted that he go first, because he knew that Jill was about to walk through the front door.
Cilantro Breath
I mean, just think about this. Your dog eats stink bugs, therefore his breath smells. Like cilantro. Come on, guys, it could be so much worse. Your dog could eat poo (dog or horse poo) and then think about what their breath would smell like…. I’d take cilantro breath any day of the week.