Opposite Day
We never thought we’d have this problem, yet here we are. Here we have a case of someone ordering an item that ended up being only slightly too large. Well, that’s the understatement of the century, that’s for sure. The unicorn fills up the whole room! If anything, it should be classified as a bouncy castle rather than a pool float. We wonder if this person tried using it in the pool or if it was too big to fit.
Touché
Here’s a tip this guy gave out: “Tip of the day – don’t buy your chainsaw from eBay”. Wise words, indeed. Although we have to admit that the seller was clearly quite clever with this tool. They sold a literal chainsaw. It might not be useful for anything, but it’s a hilarious joke. Now, any time this person has friends over, he can tell them he’s just getting his chainsaw for some work and then come out holding this. Everyone will appreciate it, trust us.