Teachers Who Are Out To Get Their Students

Published on 05/27/2018

Is there any job more difficult than teaching? You have to get kids to pay attention to you while trying to teach them something. Easier said than done! Teachers have to enforce classroom rules to keep their ships sailing. Sometimes they have a pretty keen sense of humor about it. Want to see some examples? They are all pretty hilarious!

Pass Or Fail, Your Choice

Need an educational wake up call? This teacher had a good idea of how to get that message across. We bet they were thinking, “Stop looking at the clock, slackers! You need to pay attention or else!”

Pass Or Fail Your Choice

Pass Or Fail Your Choice

They Know Everything

This one is so obvious. Whenever kids look down, they are texting. I wonder how many sent LOL texts after their teacher displayed this message.

They Know Everything

They Know Everything

First Assignment Of The Semester

I wonder how many students read this, let alone did any of these things. Personally, I would master kung fu for no grade!

First Assignment Of The Semester

First Assignment Of The Semester

Selfie On The Board

What better punishment than this! This kid thought sending a Snapchat in the middle of English class was a good idea. I think his teacher’s idea was better.

Selfie On The Board

Selfie On The Board

Got Bush?

Say hi to Mr. Shrubstitute teacher! Students might think with this kind of teacher it is easier to cheat on exams. Little do they know every shrubstitute has a hidden camera or 10 in their leaves.

Got Bush@

Got Bush@

Making Profit As A Teacher

This is legit to us. Teacher’s salaries are painfully low. They need to take bribe money whenever possible! Seems like a win win to us.

Making Profit As A Teacher

Making Profit As A Teacher

Say My Name Say My Name

If you want it, put your name on it! Seems so easy, but it is so hard for so many students.

Say My Name Say My Name

Say My Name Say My Name

Teacher’s Ultimatum

Someone stole this teacher’s bobblehead. This is about as close as a teacher can get to making a threat. Never, ever touch a teacher’s stuff!

Teacher’s Ultimatum

Teacher’s Ultimatum

Rick Astley Or?

Rick Astley! What a difficult question. This solution cannot be found online.

Rick Astley Or@

Rick Astley Or@

Instant Karma

I’ll say what you’re thinking. That kid deserves it. Wake up! This isn’t pre-school!

Instant Karma

Instant Karma

Exam Watch Bigger Than Big Brother

Cheaters? Not for long. If you weren’t caught cheating, you were so creeped out you won’t even try.

Exam Watch Bigger Than Big Brother

Exam Watch Bigger Than Big Brother

Nickelback As Punishment

This teacher’s class can only be compared to Guantanamo Bay. What harsh punishments! What is worse than Nickelback?

Nickelback As Punishment

Nickelback As Punishment

Reward For Missing Homework

This is pretty clever. I bet the student’s parents were less than enthralled with this award.

Reward For Missing Homework

Reward For Missing Homework

Essay Writing 101

A teacher wrote this? Grammar much lately?

Essay Writing 101

Essay Writing 101

Wall Of Shame

At first glance, this might seem cruel, but the kids actually volunteered to be on the wall. It is a funny way to make fun of low quiz scores for sure!

Wall Of Shame

Wall Of Shame

Savage On Failing

You can’t be mad when someone is honest, right? Teachers are very honest sometimes like this one after grading 100 of the same exams.

Savage On Failing

Savage On Failing

The Real Cheater Is…

Kids these days! Why is it so hard to turn off the sound BEFORE class? Seems like they keep learning the hard way.

The Real Cheater Is…

The Real Cheater Is…

There’s A Job For That

This is one mean teacher! Don’t you agree? The message definitely came across, but we think there is nothing wrong working in fast food.

There’s A Job For That

There’s A Job For That

Comic Sans Is For Beginners

Unless you are writing an essay about My Little Pony, this font should never be used.

Comic Sans Is For Beginners

Comic Sans Is For Beginners

Teacher’s Favorite Beverage

Wouldn’t this beverage be too salty to drink? You give a kid some homework, they cry. You tell them to read, they cry. You fail them on a test, they ball. Plenty of this drink is available to go around!

Teacher’s Favorite Beverage

Teacher’s Favorite Beverage

You Shall Not Pass!

This poor student tried to lighten the mood of their test with a little doodle, and we dig the teacher’s rebuttal. Both are pretty good doodlers!

You Shall Not Pass

You Shall Not Pass

Don’t Sleep In Class

Forgot your teacher has all the power? Now you should remember. Consider yourself reminded!

Don’t Sleep In Class

Don’t Sleep In Class

This Teacher Owned This Student

We don’t know what this student was thinking writing this. The teacher’s corrections and note at the bottom are epic.

This Teacher Owned This Student

This Teacher Owned This Student

Don’t Forget Your Supplies

Nothing to take notes with? No problem! Use a gigantic quill pen!

Don’t Forget Your Supplies

Don’t Forget Your Supplies

Don’t Get Caught With One Of These

This teacher is trying to make a point pretty clearly. If a student comes unprepared to class they must use one of these pencils and face weeks of torment. Pretty clever in our opinion.

Don’t Get Caught With One Of These

Don’t Get Caught With One Of These

Ouch

Students always are trying to turn in assignments late and make up some of the craziest excuses ever to explain why they are late. To stop this, this teacher made their point loud and clear. Any late assignments go straight to the trash.

Ouch

Ouch

Weeding Out The Weak

This is the most simple test of attention ever. We hope no student was silly enough to chose D.

Weeding Out The Weak

Weeding Out The Weak

#YOLO

I’m not sure anything else could upset a teacher as much as this. They clearly deserve an F. We love how this teacher retaliated. This student definitely doesn’t have the brightest future.

YOLO

YOLO

Well That Didn’t Work

Threatening teddy bears didn’t get this student the A they were asking for. This work deserves a C.

Well That Didn’t Work

Well That Didn’t Work

He Died They Were So Bad

This teacher’s classroom of students did so bad on their exams, it killed him. I wonder how long he has owned this spare casket?

He Died They Were So Bad

He Died They Were So Bad

No Walk-Ins

A professor thought of a very clever way to not allow walk-ins to their office. Very funny!

No Walk Ins

No Walk Ins

Public Shaming At Its Finest

This English teacher is pretty creative! What an excellent way to correct a grammatical error. The icing on the cake is that the teacher posted this on Facebook for the world to see. I think they educated many people about serial vs. cereal.

Public Shaming At Its Finest

Public Shaming At Its Finest

Very Subtle

These paper holders are for teachers that have a great sense of humor. I bet this scares students! I’d be scared!

Very Subtle

Very Subtle

Better Luck Next Time

There is nothing worse than this. Not only do you epically fail, but the teacher obviously knows you cheated. Hopefully this test wasn’t the make or break for passing the class.

Better Luck Next Time

Better Luck Next Time

So Bad It’s Unhealthy

This was not so subtle. We’ve seen some pretty straightforward comments from teachers, and this one should be a very clear wake-up call.

So Bad It’s Unhealthy

So Bad It’s Unhealthy

Eyes Like A Hawk

Kids these days have super advanced cheating methods. The only thing that can stop them is a bird’s eye view. This teacher is committed.

Eyes Like A Hawk

Eyes Like A Hawk

You’re The Reason I Drink

Grading season calls for one if not more beers when you are a teacher. How can you blame them? Do you think all these essays are fun to read? Students should hope their papers are at the end of the stack.

You’re The Reason I Drink

You’re The Reason I Drink

No Exceptions!

Hopefully, no student will use the wrong font ever again. This teacher was nice to give such a clear warning, right?

No Exceptions

No Exceptions

Rule #1

There is nothing more annoying than when students ask the same question 100 times that was in the syllabus. Not only is the information provided, but this professor read through it with the class and asked every student to sign that they read it. This shirt seems totally fair to us.

Rule 1

Rule 1

Caught him Sleeping

How does any student think it is acceptable to be caught sleeping in class? The teacher took it to the next level and tied his shoelaces together. We think he deserves it.

Caught Him Sleeping

Caught Him Sleeping

The Two-Step

Oy vey! This teacher woke up at 4 a.m. and got dressed. The teacher didn’t notice they were wearing 2 totally different shoes until a student pointed it out. When? 5th period of course. How embarrassing!

The Two Step

The Two Step

Wait, what?

This is real life! This teacher knew it was going to be just another boring, typical Monday, so they decided to spice it up a little bit. This board is pure genius! And hilarious…

Wait What@

Wait What?

Bulletin Board Blunder

This is pretty funny. It was January when the teacher finally decided to replace the “Welcome to a New School Year” sigh. It clearly is relevant January, right?

Bulletin Board Blunder

Bulletin Board Blunder

She’s Got the Look

Some teachers just have “the look.” They have a standing face that looks a certain way all the time, but also especially when kids are misbehaving. See below picture for that “look”:

Shes Got The Look

Shes Got The Look

The Misnomer

Trust us, it is super embarrassing when you call a student by the wrong name. What is worse? When you forget a kids name altogether after you’ve taught them for years.

The Misnomer

The Misnomer

Happy Days

Everyone remembered the teachers birthday…except the teacher. They remembered their own birthday only upon arriving to their classroom and seeing the board.

Happy Days

Happy Days

Grading Gaffe

Grading, grading, grading. Remember that one time the teacher decided to grade all 100 essays at the last minute? This is what that looks like.

Grading Gaffe

Grading Gaffe

Rolling Disaster

Chairs can be dangerous. Here is the evidence. Even when you are sitting you can slip in front of 25+ student witnesses.

Rolling Disaster

Rolling Disaster

The Hmmm Moment

Teachers allegedly know all the answers. Isn’t that their job? What happens when a student asks a question the teacher doesn’t know the answer to? They look like this:

The Hmmm Moment

The Hmmm Moment

Snack Attack

Who doesn’t like a snack? Or a lot of snacks. Teachers always have the most intriguing snack drawers. If you are a student, we warn you: do not take anything without asking.

Snack Attack

Snack Attack

Fashion Faux Pas

Some teachers rotate the same “teacher outfits” every week. Sometimes the outfits are acceptable, and sometimes they are a little much.

Fashion Faux Pas

Fashion Faux Pas

It’s a random puzzle generator, I swear!

The teacher used a puzzle generator and gave this to students before they realized the problem. Yikes!

It’s A Random Puzzle Generator I Swear

It’s A Random Puzzle Generator I Swear

Eyes on You

One, two, three, eyes on me! One, two three, eyes on you! For a really long time…

Eyes On You

Eyes On You

All Mine

You know when teachers call their students “my kids?” Sometimes they take it too far. She seems to really want this kid to be hers.

All Mine

All Mine

The Prep-Time Pass

Prep time? Nope. Need to go to the bathroom? Nope. These kids need help and the answers ASAP!

The Prep Time Pass

The Prep Time Pass

Teacher Talk

Teachers have a “teacher voice.” It is problematic when they use the voice in, and outside of the classroom. For example, this teacher used the “teacher voice” at the grocery store, at home, at the mall, with her husband. Guess who liked it? Yup.

Teacher Talk

Teacher Talk

The Bling!

This kid showed up to class looking like a baller. We dig it! You are never too young for bling.

The Bling

The Bling

The One That Got Away

It is always a fear when a teacher loses a kid. It happens to the best of us. Who do you fear the most in this situation? Obviously the parents.

The One That Got Away

The One That Got Away

Commode Commando

Need to go to the bathroom? Cool. Sign out and take your respective pass.

Commode Commando

Commode Commando

Scrambled

A student asked a teacher for help. She decided to crack her student’s chicken egg.

Scrambled

Scrambled

Insignificant?

One teacher wrote,”Please don’t talk to me whilst I am trying to write meaningful quotes to my leaving students or I might write the wrong thing.”

Insignificant@

Insignificant?

It’s Snow, I Swear

Wow. This fake snow looks like something else.

Its Snow I Swear

Its Snow I Swear

Lesson In Anatomy

This student made a firm decision. What was it? To not put the cow tails between their legs.

Lesson In Anatomy

Lesson In Anatomy

Riding ‘Hores’

In this case, a simple spelling error gave this picture an entirely new meaning.

Riding Hores

Riding Hores

Autumn Fail

One teacher stated, “Don’t you love it when your students’ artwork looks exactly like the one you saw on Pinterest?”

Autumn Fail

Autumn Fail