Garlic Is Back On The Table
We’re fairly certain the Queen isn’t a vampire, but we can’t be certain. She also has a strange rule about bad breath, which is similar to the Monopoly rule. Queen Elizabeth forbids the consumption of onions and garlic even when you are not at home. We can’t imagine how difficult that was for Markle, as those ingredients are essential in many dishes. One of her favorite dishes is garlic-filled Filipino chicken adobo with brown rice and salad, so it’s back on the menu.
A Rule About Wearing Tiaras
We don’t make the rules; we just report on them. According to a rule, tiaras are only allowed to be worn after 6:00 p.m. Why is the passage of time so random? That’s something we don’t know about, and we’re pretty sure Markle didn’t like it. With a tiara on her head, she couldn’t use hairspray because it would damage the priceless diamonds. In the first place, we don’t think Markle is the type to wear a tiara.