It Was One Time!
It only happened once, I swear. Okay fine, once a day every day. Honestly, I feel like no one just eats one bagel and never does it again. I eat one bagel and am dreaming about eating another one until the day it finally happens.

It Was One Time!
At Least She Can Admit It
Kill ’em with sarcasm… that’s how the saying goes, right? We all know someone like this; as a matter of fact, most of us are just like this. The only difference here is that most of us aren’t brave enough to admit it to the world.

At Least She Can Admit It