Going Back To His Roots
Nothing like getting home from a long and tiring day at school and drawing yourself a nice hot bath, only to sit there fantasizing about being a fetus again, right? Doesn’t everyone do it? Daydreaming about the good ‘ole days; a favorite past time of mine.

Back To His Roots
Dear Future Employer…
Hmm… this sounds like a pretty solid plan, that is if you never want to get a promotion at work. I can’t possibly be the only one wondering right now how she handled group projects in high school…

Dear Future Employer…