If you’ve come to this article for a pick me up, boy are you in for a wild ride. The windshield notes you’re about to read in the next few pages will take you through an array of emotions, ranging from laughing until you cry to shaking your head in disbelief to wanting to copy the note A.S.A.P. whenever you find yourself in the same situation. Maybe even some others we haven’t thought of. Click through for all the proof you’ll ever need that people are literary geniuses in the windshield note world.
Rich Dude
Pretty sure the lady from building 8 has made herself clear, you need parking lessons. I mean, you can afford it or it just looks like you can. Either way, get to a class as quickly as possible. Think about her poorly little grandmother and do the right thing.
Rich Dude
PBJ Anyone?
Uhh, to start, let’s excuse the fact that car insurance doesn’t cover a peanut butter and jelly incident. And move on to the fact that in the United States alone, approximately three million people suffer from some kind of peanut butter allergy. Basically, our fingers are crossed that the parker doesn’t fall into that statistic.
PBJ Anyone?
Jack Says
All right, Jack, this windshield note is quite clever on your part. Moreover, it’s incredibly rude and the guy whose car you hit just watched his car insurance rates shoot up. Well done.
Jack Says
Hate You
First of all, what beautiful penmanship! Second, the sarcasm is layered on pretty thick to the point that literally no one could miss it. Third, we don’t have a third point, pretty sure the note sums it all up.
Hate You
Maybe?
Would probably do you some good to pick A parking spot, as in one, not multiple ones. Moreover, sorry your neighbors hate you then again, you had it coming.
Maybe?
Grumpy Cat
Have you ever met anyone grumpier than ‘Grumpy Cat’? Well, now you have. This person actually took the time to ~draw~ the epic mean mugging cat to prove their point, that speaks volumes of the anger they’re feeling.
Grumpy Cat
Creepy Times 10
Thanks to Hollywood, we know all too well the dangers that white vans represent so when life on the big screen crosses over to the real world, it’s a bit startling. Case in point.
Creepy Times 10
Welcome to the Club
When you’re welcomed into a club, whether you asked to be or not, it can be a pretty rewarding feeling. Unless, of course, you’re being inducted into the “Park Like An A**” club. That can be a pretty tough pill to swallow.
Welcome to the Club
Thanks So Much
When you’re just so darn witty and have bundles of sarcasm to whip out, this is the of windshield note you’ll deliver. Spot on. Although it’s also a bit crude.
Thanks So Much
Meme Fun
The meme itself just explains the emotional stability, or rather instability, this person was feeling. Safe to say, therapy isn’t off the table.
Meme Fun
Dogg…Stopp
Short and to the point is just as effective as long and cruel. Let’s hope the guy doesn’t need to rely on his car insurance to get rid of that “note”.
Dogg…Stopp
Next Time
Therapy for one, please! “The guy you pissed off” really needs some therapy or even anger management classes as soon as humanly possible. Right? Oh yeah.
Next Time
P.S. Burn
Moral of the story, don’t mess with Corrine. Thank you and good day.
P.S. Burn
Parking Blues
Listen, no matter what age you are or how well (or not) you did in school, you can appreciate the frustration one experiences when they need to find a parking spot to get to class on time. The struggle is real and more than that, it’s a nightmare. As if teens didn’t have enough to worry about, they need to worry about parking too? Shucks.
Parking Blues
Movie Star for the Day
Quite an interesting take on the age old classic windshield note. It’s not cruel nor is it vile or violent for that matter, instead it’s full of sarcasm or maybe that’s sincerity? Who knows?
Movie Star for the Day
Rude Much?
Ahem, how about we take you to a therapy session so that you can understand dissing on Helen Keller is really stooping to the lowest of the low? Sorry, not sorry.
Rude Much?
Tick a Box
Surveys or questionnaires can always be fun to fill out unless of course you find one like this tucked under your windshield. Then it’s a whole other story.
Tick a Box
Winner, Winner
Let’s be clear, the fact that there’s balloons and a note *inside* of this car is mind-boggling, nay, incredibly terrifying. We repeat, inside the car! That takes “road rage” to levels unimaginable and the unlucky guy or gal should really contact their car insurance company to help thwart such cases from happening again.
Winner, Winner
Manners Matter
As far windshield notes go, this one is pretty relaxed. In fact, it’s nice. Maybe the nicest note ever left behind one could venture.
Manners Matter
I Just Don’t Care
Welp, this guy or gal surely needs a course of therapy and that’s hard for us say. Just read the last paragraph and you’ll understand where we’re coming from.
I Just Don’t Care
Digits Please
Do we really need to point out that this person is being sarcastic? Yeah, we didn’t think so either.
Digits Please
Grammar Police
As far as windshield notes go, this one is pure gold…if you’re an English junkie that is. However if you’re not obsessed with the English language in terms of grammar and punctuation then let’s just hope you appreciate the effort taken into penning this very note.
Grammar Police
Simple Enough
It really is that simple. No, really, it is. It’s unclear how many driving/parking lessons you skipped but it’s not a hard one to digest nor to master. Actually, it’s common sense.
Simple Enough
Okay? Okay.
Did you miss the memo? Not that that’s an acceptable excuse, by the way.
Okay? Okay.
Bob for the Win
Sorry to say it but sounds like Bob needs some therapy. Come on, this windshield note is brutal on so many levels, it’s unnatural.
Bob for the Win
Back to Basics
I mean, they could have just left it there? But then they added a “dumba**” and you think, well okay. However it progresses to a savage finisher and let’s just say that when you assume things you make a** out of you and me.
Back to Basics
Haters Gonna Hate
Someone get this guy to a therapy session, like yesterday. And let’s just say that it’s unnecessary to use so much profanity, really.
Haters Gonna Hate
Heartbreaking
Talk about a tearjerker. Heed our plea as well as his own to pretty please stop messing with his life. The man’s not made of money nor can he travel in time to make things go any faster.
Heartbreaking
Peter Parker
Whoa, this person meant business. Not only did they bring Peter Parker into the situation but also, the good of humanity. Was that really necessary though? Probably not.
Peter Parker
Doggie
It all boils down to not taking up more spots than necessary, it is actually that simple.
Doggie
Too Far, Dude
Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Man, people really don’t care as long as they get their message across. It’ll happen any other way.
Too Far, Dude
Jerky Jerk
As far as jerks go, this guy ranks pretty high in the list. Yes, even more than a cheating boyfriend does. ~Sorry,~ that may have been a tad too harsh but it’s not like we need therapy to get past it.
Jerky Jerk
Bus Fare
Sass, kindness, and sarcasm all rolled into one. That’ll surely do the trick. And on top of it all, this person took it a step further and had multiple cards printed with that very same message. Not sure if that’s a bit over the top, it probably is.
Bus Fare
Liam Neeson Would Be Proud
Listen up Taken fans, the man or woman who penned (okay, typed) this windshield note is a genius! Think about all the windshield notes you’ve seen, this one has gotta rank pretty high as brilliant.
Liam Neeson Would Be Proud
Memes for Life
Oh! The artist and wordsmith of this classic windshield note has knocked it out of the park, in terms of originality for sure.
Memes for Life
BRR
You really shouldn’t mess with other people’s families, granted you had no idea that is who the spot was intended for. Although, it could have crossed your mind a wee bit.
BRR
Please Note
Keep in mind that there are no valuables in the car and that just by checking, you’ve attempted to commit a crime. Think it over and you’ll see what we mean. Additional, this guy needs to contact his car insurance company in a timely manner! It goes without saying.
Please Note
So Sorry
Wow, this is the crème de la crème of windshield notes as far as we’re concerned. Read it for yourself and you’ll see exactly why we said that. Do it.
So Sorry
Tell Us Why
To be honest, it’s a pretty fair question. Although it’s safe to assume that you probably don’t have a good answer.
Tell Us Why
On It, Boss
In this matter of windshield notes, we have to say that it isn’t the funniest of the bunch but it is quite original. Agreed?
On It, Boss
Stay in the Lines
When you’re compared to a three year old, that’s pretty poor and don’t think therapy will help your hurt feelings. We recommend another course of driving lessons instead.
Stay in the Lines
And Then There’s This Guy
To be fair, both notes are pretty brutal but the one on the right just goes to prove that there are two kinds of people in the world.
And Then There’s This Guy
Enjoy!
Sarcasm levels are *on point* in this windshield note. Furthermore, we’re just happy not to be the unlucky soul on the receiving end of this note.
Enjoy!
Meteorologist On Point
We thought that Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder jokes were bad but then there’s this guy.
Meteorologist On Point
British Much?
If you’ve never spent time in England or just generally around English people, you won’t understand the windshield note below. Not even understand but rather, you won’t appreciate it as much as others may. British humor is on a whole other level and this windshield note is the perfect example of that.
British Much?
Hats Off to You
Four? Really? Your parking was so bad that you somehow managed to take up FOUR spots? How is that even possible? How? (Notice how all of our sentences here finish with a question mark? Yeah, that’s how confused we are!)
Hats Off to You
Count Yourself Lucky
All of us do crazy things when we’re tired, such as letting someone off the hook when it’s not deserved.
Count Yourself Lucky
Make Carly Proud
As far as rhymes go, this one has missed a beat. Furthermore, the note lacks a rather crucial piece of the puzzle…the emotion. Ahh, you see it now? Where is the emotion that pours out when one takes the time to pen a note? Maybe we’re looking too much into it then again, maybe not.
Make Carly Proud
Ice Cream Blues
So as far as intense windshield notes go, this one takes the cake, or should we say ice cream? HAHA. Okay, not that funny of a pun, we apologize. But come on buddy, think of the ice cream!
Ice Cream Blues