Walmart
Does the place you choose to shop say something about you? Perhaps, but there’s no evidence to back that up. What we do have proven evidence for, is the craziest Walmart shoppers ever! Take a look at some of the most outrageous men and women who start trends at Walmart.
Drain Hair
You’ve seen those silly folks who drive off from the gas station before they’ve taken the gas pump out of their cars. Well this dude may have dipped himself a little too deep in the shower drain when he was trying to unclog it.
Drain Hair
The American Flag
As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the colors of the American flag. The blue can be seen on their shorts, following with the colors white and red, from left to right.
The American Flag
Foxy Tail You’ve Got There
What does the fox say? Well, you can just ask him, he’s standing right over there as a matter of fact. He probably gets the feeling that someone is tailing him…
Foxy Tail You’ve Got There
Never Too Late To Dream
They told Grandpa Joe that he could be anything he wanted to be, so he chose to be Grandma Paulina! That lucky man still has a head full of hair to go with that flowing dress.
Never Too Late To Dream
Liz, My Crush
I thought she was quite pretty, so I built up the nerve and I approached her to ask her name. The only problem was, lizards don’t speak and she was hanging onto some other lady’s head.
Liz, My Crush
Walmart Bus
Did you know that Walmart has its own form of public transportation? Well, kind of. What happens is, everyone just clicks their cart onto the nearest cart and then you form a Walmart bus of sorts.
Walmart Bus
Pushy Parents
As punishment for throwing a tantrum on the way to Walmart, Susan punished Kevin by making him push the cart for the duration of their shopping trip. Oh yes, and Susan was to sit in the cart for that duration too.
Pushy Parents
Fake It Till You Make It
If you don’t have confidence, act confident. If you don’t feel happy, fake a smile. When you don’t have $200 Uggs boots, just write”Uggs” on a scrap piece of paper and tape them onto your $20 boots. No-one will know the difference.
Fake It Till You Make It
Monkey Business
When they had the “buy-1-get-50-free” deal on bananas at Walmart, every monkey in town was begging to get a pass inside. They were going, well, bananas!
Monkey Business
Trend Setter
This young man has created something you’ve never seen before. This article of clothing is a mix between a shirt, a pair of shorts, a pair of long pants, an undershirt, and possibly a kilt. I can’t imagine it being easy to walk with that thing tight around his thighs.
Trend Setter
It’s A Miracle
Walmart heals! Trust me when I say that if you put products which are in high demand on the top shelf, miracles will happen! If you dream it, you can have it.
It’s A Miracle
If You’ve Got it
No matter what anybody else says, if you’ve got it, you’ve got to flaunt it. This man knows what to do with what he has and let’s just say, it looks… it looks, well, it looks like that.
If You’ve Got It
Shoes For Life
Man, who said you can ever outgrow a pair of shoes? If they’re your favorites then they’re going to be with you forever. You might have to make a few small adjustments, but that’s it.
Shoes For Life
Aisle 5
I know, your first thought is that they now sell dogs in the aisles of Walmart. Well, they don’t. But what they do have in aisle 5 is dog poop. “Clean up on aisle 5!”
Aisle 5
It In Walmart
Seeing as Stephen King’s ‘It’ has just made it to the big screens, this might not be the best costume to don as you shadow people browsing clothing in the aisles of Walmart.
It In Walmart
Meat Matt
“Day 4 and they still think that I’m a frozen lamb shank. I can’t remember why I’m doing this, but it’s day 4!”
Meat Matt
The Line… Just Beat It!
“Don’t stop till you get enough… cans of beans, whooooo!” The Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the BBQ. But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”
The Line… Just Beat It!
Slowly Slowly
“Dad, how quickly do you want to get the shopping done?” “How about we go at a tortoise’s pace?” “How slowly is that?” “Let’s pick up a tortoise and find out.”
Slowly Slowly
Melting Ice-Cream
What you see here is the result of putting on a pair of pants that used to fit you as many years ago as they were still in style. Instead of being a nice comfy fit, they make you look like a melting ice-cream.
Melting Ice-Cream
Changing Rooms?
Do you know how much time you waste when you go out to find a changing room to try on a single shirt? And what about a pair of pants? Save time, change right where you are.
Changing Rooms?
Ferret Adventure
There was a sign on the door at Walmart that clearly read, “NO DOGS”, but there was no sign that prohibited shoppers from bringing in ferrets… or toupées for that matter.
Ferret Adventure
Be The Rainbow
In all fairness, it was “National Rainbow Day” and she was an avid follower of the “National Day” movement. Luckily it wasn’t the next day, which was “National Adam and Eve Day”.
Be The Rainbow
Message Received
If you can read this, you’re too close. Or it’s also possible that you were a driver who got too close to a man on a bicycle who could easily have passed as an overgrown, luminous traffic cone.
Message Received
The Mask
When you’re in the middle of doing a facial mud mask and your girls tell you about the sale on at Walmart, you don’t have time to wash your face before heading out. Aint’ nobody got time for that!
The Mask
Young At Heart
Neither Jerry nor Jane felt the age they really were. The two were invested in staying young by acting like youngsters and by dressing like them too. The only issue was that they didn’t know what kind of clothing was trending for each gender.
Young At Heart
Cheap Captain American
“Paper or plastic, sir?” “I don’t need a bag, I’m Captain America!” “That will be 79.90.” “What? Didn’t you hear me, I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA!” “That will be 79.50… sorry.”
Cheap Captain American
Floor Cleaner
The new floor cleaner was so impressive that everyone wanted to come have a look, even the local policemen arrived for the demonstration.
Floor Cleaner
I Do!
What is the first thing a couple should do once they exchange their vows? Simple. They should make their way to Walmart to get a joint account.
I Do!
Smart Granny
Bringing your own bags to the supermarket is commendable, putting them over your granddaughter’s head is not. Maybe the child had a cold and she didn’t want to get sick herself… could be.
Smart Granny
The Easter Bunny Man
The entire Walmart lit up when the Easter Bunny walked through the doors that day. What an exciting Easter surprise for all of the kids! We wonder how long it took for this gentleman to create his costume.
The Easter Bunny Man
A Smart Mom
This mother was tired of people bending over to touch her child everywhere she went; she decided enough was enough. A sign like this will surely deter people from touching her infant!
A Smart Mom
Sale Of The Month
We hope this woman didn’t pay full price for her jeans. They should have been at least 80% off, or even free for all of the rips and tears. Whoever thought this was a fashion statement was surely mistaken!
Sale Of The Month
The Watchful Eye
This dad was tired of his kids being mischevious every time he turned his head. He went straight to that tattoo shop and requested a big eye on the back of his bald head. That’ll teach his children!
The Watchful Eye
The Worst Punishment
Mom and dad heard enough out of little Timmy for one day. They knew exactly how to teach their little one a lesson. We’re not sure if he was old enough to comprehend what was happening, but it sure was a mean prank!
The Worst Punishment
Still Trending
Jeff was heading to a tennis match, but he first needed to pick up some food for the after-game picnic. He sure takes the sport seriously- his pink polo and sweat headband tell us all we need to know!
Still Trending
Supermarket Plunge
Who else remembers when plunging people in public became a “thing”? We sure hope these plungers weren’t used before being stuck to this woman’s back, or this man’s head. We’re glad this trend is over and done with!
Supermarket Plunge
Always Take Clothes To Grandma
This teenager absolutely loves when his grandma takes him shopping- it means she’s paying! She was the one to pick out his new skirt and bag. The stilettos? Those were his pick.
Always Take Clothes To Grandma
She Just Forgot The Eggs
This mother realized after checking out that she had forgotten the eggs. The line was way too long to go back, what could she do but sulk on the bench. Hey, eggs are a big deal, we can totally relate.
She Just Forgot The Eggs
Yummy! Oh, Wait
A giant ice cream cone?? No, that’s just a Walmart shopper taking a siesta after a long shopping trip. We can’t blame her, the huge store can be really overwhelming at times.
Yummy! Oh, Wait
Parking Lot Superhero
This superhero is an employee of Walmart and it’s his job to keep the peace in the parking lot and entrance to the store. Who knew that these two areas could be so hazardous!
Parking Lot Superhero
Walmart Festival
This couple looks like they’re off to Coachella or some music festival of the sort. They needed to pick up a healthy lunch before singing their hearts out with other festival-goers.
Walmart Festival
The Boss Can’t See Me
This employee was exhausted from a night on the town. He thought he could head over to the electronics aisle and take a quick snooze. Too bad a colleague snapped this photo, leading to Doug’s immediate dismissal.
The Boss Can’t See Me
Mrs. Wolverine
Either she left the hair salon before the stylist was finished, or she’s channeling her inner Wolverine. Whatever the case may be, she’s still human and needs to eat. Nothing would get in her way of Walmart’s deals.
Mrs. Wolverine
Year After Year
Helen loved her long locks, and she didn’t think the look was complete without lots of hair elastics in varying colors. It seems that in a few years her hair will reach the floor and it’ll be time for a cut.
Modern Repunzel
Oh, Dennis
Dennis couldn’t wait to attend his first Scottish wedding. He made sure to dress to impress in traditional Scottish garments. His favorite color is pink, so he made sure to add his favorite pair of pink tights and pocket square.
Oh, Dennis
Walmart Celebrity
This woman was on her way to the 60+ beauty pageant, but she decided she needed more glitter and went to Walmart to stock up. Workers and shoppers were blindsided by her neon pink dress and statement jewelry.
Walmart Celebrity
I’m Blue…
What’s your favorite color? If it’s blue, we won’t believe you unless you dress up like this woman. She is so serious about her love for the color that she does not leave her home without at least one garment of blue on.
I’m Blue…
Love Is In The Air
This man visited Walmart to bring some joy to the workers and shoppers on Valentine’s Day. This photo was taken when he came back again in August. Is he under the impression that the holiday falls on 2 days a year?
Love Is In The Air
Saving Time
Who has the time to sit around and wait while their hair curls? We definitely don’t. This woman needed some eyeliner for her big date and decided to get two things done at once. We love her multi-tasking!
Saving Time