Meat Matt
“Day 4 and they still think that I’m a frozen lamb shank. I can’t remember why I’m doing this, but it’s day 4!”
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The Line… Just Beat It!
“Don’t stop till you get enough… cans of beans, whooooo!” The Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the BBQ. But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”